BC I think that this is the best description ever and we are in Coming Soon status.. I have to go with this description...

Warning: Once you see the MAIN CHANNEL view from this Lake Norman 3-bedroom, 2-bath ranch, you may refuse to leave. Cancel your weekend plans, bring a lawn chair, and prepare to stare at the water like it’s your new full-time job.

Inside, the great room is basically begging for cozy evenings—with hardwood floors and a wood-burning stove (and yes, there’s a woodshed, because someone was thinking ahead... did I mention it is stocked with wood that the sellers are not taking to their new destination?). The updated kitchen features granite countertops, perfect for placing charcuterie boards you definitely bought pre-made. The dining room even comes with built-in cabinetry, so you can pretend you’re organized even if you’re not.

Both bathrooms have been stylishly updated and include skylights, so you can contemplate life’s mysteries in perfectly diffused natural light.

Step onto the screened porch that runs the entire length of the house, also known as “The Spot Where You’ll Spend 90% of Your Time.” Morning coffee? Porch. Work from home? Porch. Avoiding people? Porch. The lake views are so good your guests might never leave—proceed with caution.